The holiday season is FULL of stress. So many things to get done with less daylight than you need. Money is tight, the anxiety of gift selections is at an all-time max, wrapping is difficult and looks nothing like the one you pinned on Pinterest, family is determined to throw consecutive shindigs, you drank to much at your company party, the list goes on and on!

Instead of writing a blog that is informative, educational, or beneficial, I decided to take the time to gather some jokes. Hoping at least one makes you smile and escape from the craziness for just a moment. Even with the pressure and madness, I truly hope each and every person reading this has an amazing holiday doing what you love most! Cheers to 2023 and cannot wait to see you in the New Year!

What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?

Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.

H20 is water, but what is H204?

It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.

Number one. And number two.

How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.

My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time…

I was shocked.

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?

“Well, I’ll be dammed.”

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for Fresh Prints!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?